he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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