i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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