i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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