is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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