David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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