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(705): View more from Ontario

last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends

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(212): View more from New York

I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.

(503): View more from Oregon

Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.

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(718): View more from New York

bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch

(917): View more from New York City

I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme

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(519): View more from Ontario

we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer

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(618): View more from Illinois

I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?

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(330): View more from Ohio

A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.

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(614): View more from Ohio

this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.

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