Do you still have your period?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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