isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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