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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Let the clothes fall where they may.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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