In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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