I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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