So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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