I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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