oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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