I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I want her autograph on my taint
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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