just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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