It's Friday. Sex?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
sarcasm needs its own font
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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