hotel room ftw
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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