she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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