community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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