I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
