the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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