shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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