love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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