ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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