Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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