Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
