The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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