One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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