UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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