Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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