It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
