I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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