dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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