OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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