We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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