i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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