The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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