we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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