a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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