Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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