You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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