Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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