Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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