So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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