im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
