just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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