bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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