you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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