So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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