Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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