oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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