perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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