Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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